here comes scott!

That was the last I heard from Leslynne. Enter, Scott Johnson, my 'upline coach'

To: Paul
From: Scott Johnson
Hi Paul,
Again I want to congratulate you for becoming a Free Member of the Discount Home Shopping Club.
[More spam nonsense snipped]
Scott Johnson
DHSC Team Captain

To: Scott Johnson
From: Paul
HELLO SCOTT!
I AM NOT GOING TO UPGRADE UNTIL YOU SEND ME MY MONEY! I HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME READING YOUR EMAILS AND TIME IS MONEY SCOTT. I AM SURE YOU KNOW THAT SCOTT BECAUSE YOU AND LESLYNNE MADE THE PAYING DOWNLINE. AND WHAT DID IT TAKE? IT TOOK TIME!!!! OK SO WHERE IS MY MONEY? HURRY UP PLEASE.

To: Paul
From: Scott Johnson
Not sure I understand - you want me to pay you for doing research on how to increase your income? I am making money at this, and lots of the people in my group are making money at this - and none of us asked our sponsor to pay our way to join. When you upgrade, YOU are the one who benefits from it. There are lots of businesses that promise wealth with no work or investment - their membership is like a revolving door, because it just does not work that way. We offer a genuine, honest way to make a good lifetime income - but you have to be serious enough about it to make it work. I will remove your name from my email list. Thanks anyway.

To: Scott Johnson
From: Paul
ok scott no money no work!!!

To: Paul
From: Scott Johnson
This business is definitely not for you. We are looking for leaders who are looking for an opportunity to work hard and make good money - not those just looking for a handout. Just do a web search on "get rich quick" - you will find lots of companies telling you just what you want to hear. Best wishes.

To: Scott Johnson
From: Paul
Hello Scott!
Would you rather get a free handout or would you rather work! Are you crazy?! I have found a "get rich quick" scheme when i searched the Internet as you suggested. I think it really could work! Would you like me to sign you up for more information? I need to copy down the advice and then I will send it to you later today. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!

To: Paul
From: Scott Johnson
Check back with me in a year. You will still be looking for a handout, but I will no longer be working. Best wishes to you.

To: Scott Johnson
From: Paul
Hello Scott!
I am sure you're still working hard but I wanted to see if you would like me to send you the free money making information I told you about last week. Should I sign you up for it??? You won't have to work and you will be able to sit on the couch all day and eat pizza and drink beer and shoot at the TV!!!

To: Paul
From: Scott Johnson
Paul, you obviously have a lot of time to waste with silly nonsense. I do not. Do not send me any more emails about your scheme.

To: Scott Johnson
From: Paul
There's no need to be rude Scott!

To: Paul
From: Scott Johnson
There is also no need to waste my time on something that is obviously not serious. If you have a legitimate way to make money, I am open to listen. That is not how you are presenting it. I have many emails to respond to right now, from people that want to make money and they want me to show them how. I have to prioritize my time, and discussing some get rich quick scam with someone who is a joker is WAY down on the list of things to do.

To: Scott Johnson
From: Paul
Scott, I will see you when I pass you in your old Ford which has smoke coming out of the back of it and I am driving a Porsche with a sticker on the bumper that says FAT WALLET! I am sorry you do not want to see your bank balance double in three months.

To: Paul
From: Scott Johnson
You are obviously a serious worker, when you respond to an email a week after it is sent. Send me an email in six months, and let's compare notes. I don't expect to hear from you again.

To: Scott Johnson
From: Paul
Scott, your emails are low priority now because I see on your site that you still work 70-80 hours a week! That says to me that the DHS Club does not deliver all it promises! How would you like to compare notes?

To: Paul
From: Scott Johnson
The DHS Club delivers all that it promises, and more. I only started in January. I have told you before, it is not a get rich quick scheme - the program that allows you to get rich quick with no work does not exist.

To: Scott Johnson
From: Paul
Hello Scott Johnson!
I hope you are well and working less hours this week! Working 70-80 hours a week is not healthy but there is a solution! Herbal pills that make you happy and alert! AS USED BY THE UNITED STATES MILITARY! I have seen this miraculous advance in science that promises NO SIDE EFFECTS (well, except making you wide awake of course! and you might lose a bit of weight, but that's no bad thing, is it?) and I can get 24 for only $29.99!!! Would you like more information?

To: Paul
From: Scott Johnson
I am already happy and alert. Thanks anyway -

To: Scott Johnson
From: Paul
I'm pleased you are happy and alert, but what if you could be TWICE as happy and THREE AND A HALF times as alert?!! What do you say, Scott? And why did you end your last sentence with a hyphen?

To: Paul
From: Scott Johnson
Let me see if I have this correct. You are selling pills that are supposed to make people "happy". By your claim, "TWICE as happy" as I already am. May I ask how you measure that, in order to make that claim?

To: Scott Johnson
From: Paul
With the Happy-ometer! You can buy one for $100, and it will tell you how happy you are!

On to part three