my pet spammer
What happens when you reply to spam? I wondered the same thing, so I tried it. Meet Leslynne and Scott from the DHS Club...
To: Paul
From: Leslynne Perry
Greetings,
I happened across your site on the web, and I thought you might be interested in this. I received an email from a fellow named Scott J. telling me about a program with a new system of stacking free members in a group, and I would have a chance to upgrade ahead of the others. When one of those people upgraded, they would be in my residually paying downline!
[More spam nonsense snipped]
Leslynne Perry
Team Leader
To: Leslynne Perry
From: Paul
I am glad you liked my Web site! I would like to learn how to be in this residually paying downline! Maybe I can stack these free members too, and together we can shake off the negative experiences of network marketing.
This is a great idea, thank you so much for writing to me. I think when the initial downline starts those free members will stack up and the residually paying downline will kick in BIG TIME!!!!@@@
I look forward to receiving my money!
Thank you again!
To: Paul
From: Leslynne Perry
Dear Paul
Your request for a FREE Membership in the DHS Club has been received.
As a Club Member, you are joining together with millions of other Members to save money and make money.
To activate your FREE Membership in the DHS Club and receive your ID Number, click on this link. If you do not activate your FREE Membership request within 5 days your request will expire, so be sure to click on the link above today! Welcome to the Club!
To: Leslynne Perry
From: Paul
Hello Leslynne!
When I click the link nothing happens! Why could this be? I am using Net-scape, does it work with Net-scape? If it does not, you must try to fix it with the help of the marketing software developers that you know. I only have five days to register. Please can you tell me as soon as possible how I can join the marketing revolution we spoke of yesterday? I await your prompt reply. Thank you!!!
To: Paul
From: Leslynne Perry
Hi Paul,
It should work in Netscape. Try copying the link by selecting it and hitting ctrl-c, then selecting the present address and hitting ctrl-v, inserting it in the address area of your browser, hit return and it should go to the site. Or you could download Opera at www.opera.com and try it via this browser.
To: Leslynne Perry
From: Paul
Hi Leslynne,
This link DOES NOT work in my Net-scape. What is this opera you speak of? I don't like to download new programs from the Internet because hackers can get into your computer and steal valuable data! Can you certify that this opera browser is safe to download? Also, how long will it take on a modem (it's a 56k one, and it's white and blue!), as I am a very busy person and don't have much time to download things that might not work.
To: Paul
From: Leslynne Perry
Hi Paul,
What I did was copy and paste the link they gave into a new browser window and I activated you...hope this is OK. You should start getting the information I promised soon. Thanks for being patient. Please make note of your ID number and include this number in any correspondence you may have with The DHS Club.
To: Leslynne Perry
From: Paul
Hello Leslynne!
Leslynne I have made a note of my ID number! Thank you for your help. Can you tell me how to get into the high paying downline now please!
To: Paul
From: Leslynne Perry
Hi Paul,
Follow the instructions on the page I gave you to let yourself accept cookies. It will be necessary to see some of the secure pages on the DHS site.
To: Leslynne Perry
From: Paul
Leslynne,
I do not want to accept cookies unless I know what they are. My friend Ricardo says I should be careful on the Internet. He is smart when it comes to Netscape! Please can you tell me what these cookies are, I'm sure they are not like the cookies my grandmother makes!!!
To: Paul
From: Leslynne Perry
Hi Paul,
You'll need to enable your browser to accept cookies if you want to view the secure pages in DHSC.
Also, our upline coach, Scott Johnson, will be sending all the information you need about DHSC. Also note that you have been transferred to VIP, Nick Mela, and also assigned a Free Member under you.
To: Leslynne Perry
From: Paul
Hello Leslynne,
Who is Scott Johnson and Nick Mela? This is all very confusing! I'm not so sure that the residual paying downline is all I thought it would be.
To: Paul
From: Leslynne Perry
Paul,
Scott is our upline coach, Nick is your sponsor and I am your Team Captain. We all work together to make the group and the company succeed.
That's one great thing about DHSC, everyone helps each other.
Scott will be sending you more information. If you have more questions you can ask Nick since you are his free member. But you can also ask me and Scott, who will be very shortly sending you some email.
To: Leslynne Perry
From: Paul
Hello Leslynne!
I am glad we can all work together to make the company succeed! I am eagerly awaiting the next stage in the residually paying download! Please can you tell me when I will be getting some money from you as I have been with the company for a week now.
On to part two