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Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Five-word game reviews
I've finally had a bit of time to play a few games over the last few weeks after not playing any for at least a year. Here's what I've been playing and my informative, in-depth reviews:
Crysis
Looks amazing. PC can't cope.
Call of Duty 4
Join the SAS. It's fun.
Team Fortress 2
Brilliant. My daily lunch break.
Portal
Do what? With the what?
The Portal review needs the added emoticon of a confused smiley hitting itself in the head with a hammer. It's not a game, it's some sort of maths challenge. What's next -- 3D trigonometry hilarity?
Crysis
Looks amazing. PC can't cope.
Call of Duty 4
Join the SAS. It's fun.
Team Fortress 2
Brilliant. My daily lunch break.
Portal
Do what? With the what?
The Portal review needs the added emoticon of a confused smiley hitting itself in the head with a hammer. It's not a game, it's some sort of maths challenge. What's next -- 3D trigonometry hilarity?
posted by paul, 6:51 PM
2 Comments:
You suck. Try harder! Best game ever, doncherknow.
I agree with Jon, sort it out!
