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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Rhyming releases

What is it with rhyming press releases? First the Sexy Pixel Homepage uses a poem to explain its existence, and this morning I received a press release warning of the dangers of MP3 players:

Christmas is coming,
The Goose is getting fat,
And workers are expecting,
MP3 and video players in their hat,
Security should worry,
When devices get plugged in,
For the mobile security nightmare,
Is that hackers get to win.


Keats it ain't.

2 Comments:

Mp3 and video players in their *hat*? Is this some kind of tradition I wasn't aware of?
Perhaps the "workers" get MP3 players tucked into their flat caps at Christmas or something.

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