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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Kiss my fish!

From The Scotsman:

A man is facing jail after slapping a passer-by with a fish.

Alan Bennie, 20, was walking through a park when he was approached by assailant David Evans, who was carrying a fish.

Mr MacGregor [prosecuting] said: "The accused asked the complainer 'Do you want to kiss my fish?'

"Mr Bennie made no reply and walked on, at which point the accused said: 'You answer me next time I ask you to kiss a fish', and slapped him round the face with it."

1 Comments:

Grangemouth's that kind of place.

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